Blaaaaaargh!

'The Irish,' claimed Sigmund Freud 'are the only race who cannot be helped by psychoanalysis'.

(The Xenophobe’s Guide to the Irish)

Mark Wahlberg and Nicky Katt should remake "Good Will Hunting"

I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

You finally completely crushed me...

and I don’t even have enough money to go get drunk.

Not for all my little words

No matter what I say or think, nothing will ever be better than Fall/Winter 2007/2008 with you, Charlie Brown, and Doubletree chocolate chip cookies.  Nothing.  Ever.

My roommates are watching "Twilight."

Is this a fucking joke?

Friends remind me that you’re not perfect, and I shouldn’t have to be.

You would think, after everything, that I would be given the minimal courtesy of being talked to about the end of it all.

And you’d be wrong.

Wanna know what's fun?

rockuboff:

Writing a press release on a band you never heard, let alone heard of, on a computer that doesn’t have speakers making it impossible to get an idea of what they even sound like and preventing you to write some awesome description about them!

Very Metal

edit:  how the hell does a computer not have speakers?!? Is it suddenly 1989 all over again?