January 2012
2 posts
The fact that there is casein-infused vodka, and...
Jan 12th
Jan 11th
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December 2011
9 posts
“The fact that there was any debate over whether to call in experts on such a...”
– Joshua Kopstein, Dear Congress, It’s No Longer OK To Not Know How The Internet Works (via drinkyourjuice)
Dec 27th
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I Love Food
I’ve been encouraged to go to culinary school by, well, pretty much anyone who has tasted my cooking. I love good food, good restaurants, innovative cuisine, well-made classics, so many things about food. But I am sick to death of food culture. The endless navel-gazing of chefs, critics, diners, freaking everyone who has ever tasted a white truffle, and thinks that somehow made them...
Dec 27th
Dec 11th
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When I looked through your phone and found out you...
you had the naked audacity to ask me, “Why were you looking through my phone?” Well, whore, maybe it was because I had an inkling that your filthy whore ass shouldn’t be trusted. Just throwing that out there. Whore.
Dec 10th
pameluv: Ever write a huge text and don’t send it because you feel stupid or want to avoid confrontation….yeah, guilty. Sending a text is just another way of avoiding confrontation, anyway.
Dec 10th
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I have a cat crammed into each armpit while I lie in bed debating whether I can ever get over being cheated on, and both cats are drooling heavily on me, while purring so loudly that I’m pretty sure all of my friends on the block must know that I’m home now. Cat drool is surprisingly inoffensive, at least as compared to human drool. I never have a stinky pillowcase as a result of...
Dec 10th
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
5,020 notes
November 2011
16 posts
Back from Ireland
dearoldlove: You emailed me the entire time I was in Ireland. We did it three times the day I got back. A week later you called to tell me you thought we were in different places and wished me well. How come I don’t hate you? Because you’re a sucker?
Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
Nov 28th
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The shocking truth about the crackdown on Occupy →
Please spread this message of self-interested corruption among congresspeople and its effect on OWS. Militarized police, often with federal help, are now the armed force of corporate interests. Dissent and protest are no longer tolerated. Our government is no longer “of the people, by the people, and for the people,” rather of the monied, by the monied, and for the monied.
Nov 28th
There are other digital photo applications besides...
Fucking use them.
Nov 27th
WatchWatch
pameluv: obsexxed: Kim K Sextape. Forever Reblog. Whaaaaaaa Reblogging just to keep in everyone’s minds that this is the only reason anyone knows who this vapid, reprehensible bitch is.
Nov 24th
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Wear helmets, respirators, carry shields and billy...
Meet the enemy as prepared as he is. Do not instigate, but be prepared to defend.
Nov 21st
GROVER NORQUIST IS DESTROYING YOUR LIFE →
Nov 21st
2 tags
Listen2Pac - Souljah’s Revenge
Nov 20th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
Nov 6th
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Nov 5th
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cajunboy: “Going into the summer before his senior year, Mathieu’s college offers were few and came from places like Western Kentucky. His life changed when he attended a camp at Tennessee, where the St. Augustine graduate Frank Wilson was an assistant. Among a crowd of five-star quarterbacks, corners and receivers, Mathieu was named the camp’s most valuable player. “It’s the best camp I have...
Nov 5th
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Even Though I Like Quite a Lot of the Music
I really wish Kreayshawn and Das Racist and all the hipster-hop acts out there would kind of just go away.
Nov 4th
America Ferrera to headline 'Chicago' in London →
natashavc: Impossible for most to understand how deeply upsetting this news is for me.*  *we got in a fist fight in high school  So who walked away and who was left picking up her teeth and dignity?
Nov 2nd
48 notes
October 2011
7 posts
Oct 24th
Naomi Wolf arrested for standing on a sidewalk,... →
Oct 20th
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Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
5 tags
Oct 7th
1,191 notes
At least 16 times a month
natashavc: I have a nightmare that I have to do my senior year of high school again as an adult. UPDATE: every class is a math class.  OH MY GOD YES. And I’m still as old as I am now, which makes it even more uncomfortable.
Oct 2nd
50 notes
September 2011
5 posts
Who is willing to brave the insanity to see...
All of my friends are either working or stuck with their kids.
Sep 30th
6 tags
Sep 27th
Sep 27th
7,128 notes
1 tag
Miley Cyrus singing "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" →
yeahhhhhhhhhhbudddddddyyyyyyy: Miley Cyrus singing “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” Some things are important enough to reblog. CC Deville would surely agree.
Sep 19th
Mario Batali kicked my girlfriend's dog
It seemed important enough to break my tumblr silence.
Sep 19th
August 2011
12 posts
1 tag
Aug 27th
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Aug 18th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 12th
Aug 12th
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Some Pillow
dearoldlove: I hope you have many sleepless nights thinking about us and what you ruined on the $120 Tempur-Pedic pillow I bought you. BOB-O-PEDIC, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Aug 12th
Aug 12th
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Aug 12th
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Aug 10th
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Aug 5th
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